Who said it??


Congratulations to our winners! Enjoy the Jeff Dunham show!

Jacquelin Schreier – Spencer
Gary Koester – Paullina
Chanda Knoll – Spencer
Dick Brewer – Graettinger
Barb Johnson – Estherville

Here are the anwers:

1. “I don’t believe in plastic surgery. Putting new headlights on a minivan doesn’t make it a corvette!”
Walter

2. ? I gotta do something about my gut.” Jeff: “Gonna work out?” ? “No I’m gonna get a bigger shirt!”
Bubba J

3. “That’s good, that’s good, that’s good!
Peanut

4. “What’s wrong with you? We both cannot talk at the same time.”
Peanut

5. “Silence! I Kill You!”
Achmed

6. Jeff: “What is your favorite beer?” ?: “An open one!
Bubba J

7. “Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your %$^&# and get out! Have a nice day!”
Walter

8. “You should hang around Funeral Homes and scare the crap out of people!”
Achmed

 

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